Sarcastic Vibe Candles
🔥 Snark + Spirit: The Candle Collection That Claps Back in Christ 🔥 When the Holy Ghost meets holy sarcasm, you get these unapologetically Apostolic candles—perfect for lighting up your prayer closet and your petty side. Each one is a mood, a ministry, and a mildly spicy reminder that yes, God gives strength... and sometimes a little extra patience.
Product Specs That Preach
- Luxe coconut apricot wax + clean-burning cotton wick
- Gold lid, amber or clear vessel—because sanctified doesn’t mean boring
- Burn time: 20 hours (4oz) or 50 hours (9oz)—long enough to outlast your spiritual battles
- ASTM safety compliant (because we love Jesus and fire codes)
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- All scents share the same natural hue—no flashy colors, just pure vibes
Whether you're gifting your youth group bestie or rebuking bad energy with a flicker of sass, these candles bring the heat. Light one. Say a prayer. Let the snark rise like incense.
